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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Arghhh, nothing on the news today but Robin Williams and Iraq. Enuff to make one wanna go back to bed and hide under the covers.

    What hrs do you work, Max?

    Where did you have a blow out, MMC? Were you on the freeway? *scary*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 12, 2014
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I was out in Indiana around Lake Station and Portage. Near one of the Distributors warehouses.

    Plus the strip clubs were still open......so prolly why there wasn't any hot looking women out and about, to change the tire for me. Just sayin! [​IMG]
     
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  3. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Agreed about the news. Evening hours this month. Afternoon until close to midnight.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Take this test..find out your Zodiac sign.. I am a Virgo and I got Virgo..
     
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Need a link, daise. Let's see if it pegs this Virgo too. ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Bless your heart... having a blow out near strip clubs sounds like mixed blessings... you could've always gone inside just to wait for AAA. ( of course, unless you're a girl, you prob didn't call AAA). ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Third shift would suit me fine. I like being at work while everybody else is sleeping... then being off while they're at work! All the 'crisis' on my job seem to happen in the middle of the day. :eek:
     
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    No way.....I use the Ole Timers routine. Usually some hottie comes along seeing me having a conversation with the car or even throwing my hat at it. Next thing I know.....the hottie pulls over and asks if I need any help. I usually get a number after I ask if she knows how to bake. [​IMG]

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yeah, right. Sounds like wishful thinking to me. :)
     
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    Careful nows Sugah.....next time I will insist they send you out to show off your Assets, uhm.....I mean mechanical skills. [​IMG]

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    [video=youtube;veuZm8lnack]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veuZm8lnack[/video]

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    My idea of mechanical skills...

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    Although I know enough to know your scantily-clad girlie is an idiot for changing a tire in sand. Is there another pic showing her after the jacked-up car falls on her like this poor lady?

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    Bless her boobs, er I mean heart. :(
     
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    Less management around and, this time of year, a heckuvva lot cooler!
     
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    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
    The top half will deflate and the lower half will inflate.

    And hopefully not permanently.

    - - - Updated - - -

    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
    The top half will deflate and the lower half will inflate.

    And hopefully not permanently.

    :beer:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yep, I knew it...

    LOL, who said these tests aren't accurate, y'all? :roflol:
     
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    Okay that didn't work.....I am not a Leo nor a Gemini. [​IMG]

    I am Piscean. Also none of those were my favorite toys. [​IMG]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    OK, gotta admit... I took the test once answering what I thought a Virgo would answer. It pegged me Scorpio. Took it again and picked my favs... came out

    You Should Be

    It's me & you Thelma... you 'bout ready to hit the road? Turn the porch light on... I'm on my way, g/f!

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    Don't forget to stop at the Sugar Shack.....Sugah! [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;NlKEuw1ldBM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlKEuw1ldBM[/video]
     
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    Mama Kitty......Check. On the 13th.....Check. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;mQ_k_VG6Syc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_VG6Syc[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, barflies.

    Welcome to humpday.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LADY VESPER! Here's hoping you have a wonderful day!
     
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    Mornin people of the Strange Brew. [​IMG]

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    Congrads Vesper. [​IMG]


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