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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Melb_muser

    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    Lol.

    No political point was intended. I just thought it hilarious that you can purchase something like that :aww:
     
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    Looks like photoshop to me.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Lena: “Darling, I really think it’s time we got another baby.”

    Charles: “Oh I’m quite relieved you said that. The one we have is a real pain in the neck!”
     
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    According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
     
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    I read married couples do it about 74 times per year. It’s end of November now. Seems I’m going to have a seriously exciting December!
     
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    Whenever one of my best friends really irritated his mother, she would say something along the lines of "When I got pregnant with you I considered having an abortion. And I'm still thinking about it!"
     
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    Hilarious as the JFK assassination & cover-up.     :(
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Those are opium poppies. LOL!
     
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    If you don't know what you're seeing, the facial expressions on humans [as opposed to broccoli facial expressions] associated with orgasms are indistinguishable from those associated with pain. So how do you know your broccoli isn't just getting off?
     
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    I am not going to feel bad about eating broccoli. I am a creature that must conform to nature in order to survive and thrive. I do not need indigestion worrying about broccoli genocide.
     
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    “I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. George H. W. Bush”
    Do you think he knew something we didn’t?
     
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    I doubt that he knew that some people experience a bitter aftertaste from certain vegetables like brocolli.

    https://www.bicycling.com/news/a297...e cruciferous vegetables exceptionally bitter.

     
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    What I found amusing was his bafflement at the concept of leaders having a vision for the future of our nation. It was obvious that thought had never wandered across the vacuum between his ears.
     
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    That was nothing compared to his famous "Thousand points of broccoli" speech.

    READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BROCCOLI!!!
     
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    George Bush Jr - "The warning lights are flashing on the dashboard of America."

    LOL!!! What a dolt.

    But his most infamous quote had to be his justification for invading Iraq. After spewing his claims of weapons of mass destruction, he added ....and after all, he tried to kill my dad.
    https://historynewsnetwork.org/article/3165

    But I would take GW Jr over trump a million times over. He was unfit for office but not because he was evil. I'm sure he's a nice guy.
     
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    Poor Dubya. If he had half a brain he’d be dangerous.
     
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    Me too. BTW, my name is Nutella.
     
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    MMMMMM. Green broccoli dipped in a seasoned oil and vinegar sauce. Drooling just imagining it.
     
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    Haha
     
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    A deer enters a bar...
    A deer enters a bar and sits by the bartender. "Whatever's on tap, and keep them coming. I lost a patient today."

    The bartender brings over a drink and says, "That's really rough. But I've never met a deer that's a medical practitioner. How did that happen?"

    The deer replied, "Well I came from a impoverished part of the forest. It was difficult to get food, difficult to get water, and difficult to find shelter. Nothing came with ease, that's for sure."

    "And a deer with no ease becomes a dr."
     
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    I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
    I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
    "It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
    "That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
    "Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
    "Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
    "I found it."
     
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    Must Be, Black Irish :D


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/asian-business-owners-knock-man-161515808.html

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    A pair of Asian business owners knocked out a white man who
    allegedly had been harassing them in their store in Dublin, Ireland, last week.

    • The Asian pair managed to throw the white man outside their store, but the latter returned two more times in an apparent attempt to get back at them.

    • Throughout the encounter, the older Asian man, who was wearing gloves, can be heard telling the white man to “keep your distance” and “get out of my shop.”

    • It was during the white man’s second return when the older Asian man punched his face and the younger Asian man "kicked his balls," knocking him to the ground.



    Moi :oldman:





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