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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Liberty Monkey

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    Genetically modified food is flying off the shelves.
     
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    Her toilet earns it's keep
     
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    Waste of food? Not really. She was eating big Macs.
     
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    The only difference between McDonalds food going in and McDonalds coming out the next day are the teeth marks. Other than that, same stuff.
     
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    If your family tree doesn't branch, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy
     
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    Why did the vegan cross the road?
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    To tell someone he was a vegan.
     
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    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
     
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    Who Milkshaked Stormy Daniels?

    At least I think that's milkshake
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jul 1, 2019
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    When the graveside service had no more than terminated...

    ... There was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.

    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
     
    Sallyally, Jul 1, 2019
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    th (1).gif
     
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    Nah, that one wasn't your best, did you get it off @Liberty Monkey ?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Breaking News:- After recent surveys of the outer planets a hole has been on Uranus.
     
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    Haha.
     
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    The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson...

    ..., each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."
    Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."
    The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."
    Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."
    The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."
    Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."
     
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    And,
    Bubba walked into a doctor's office...
    ,,, and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
    Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
    An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.'
    The doctor asked, 'Where?'
    Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
     
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    Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
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    Because he's married.
     
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    Dang! They got his bad side.
     
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    I know he had Dominos and Chick-Fil-A on the other side
     
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    I shan't bring up where
    Art's Famous Chili Dog Stand
    is located.
     
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    But wherever it was he hasn't seen it in years
     
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