Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    You mean......Lisbeth Salander?
     
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    I've read all 3 books, never seen the films Greta is nothing like Lisbeth.

    After he died I was done with the series, great books.
     
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    Greta has strength of character. She hasn’t needed the experiences Lisbeth had, in order to become proactive.
     
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    Nonsense her parents are Antifa and she has dark money propelling her. Dark money is a very real thing used to the GOP but now it's the DNC, the billions Soros has dumped into "foundations" is an example of dark money.

    It's all about communism that's why they picked "a victim" to represent them.

    Always victimhood it's cancer.
     
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    Not the commies, oh no, say it’s not the commies, Monkey!
     
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    Leaked MI5 intercepted message... "Kristallnacht on hold 5 years-Jeremy.
     
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    England has spoken no to Socialism.

    Or closet commies as we call them
     
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    Commies are a holdover from the last century. You don’t have to be frightened of them any more.
    Even China has seen the Capitalism light.
     
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    Lisbeth was not a "cultivated tool"
    as Greta is.
     
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    After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she'd been stood up.
    Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
    No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.
    There stood her date.
    He took one look at her and said "I'm two hours late, and you're still not ready?"
     
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    Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child...
    The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..."

    She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just very fussy, she tells the baby again, "You need to start soon, or I'll give your milk to this man sitting here..."

    She continues to try to get her babe to start feeding and finally in a stern tone tells the babe, "This is the last warning, you need to stop being fussy, or I'll give your milk to this man sitting here..."

    The man finally gets exasperated and says, "Lady, you need to make up your mind, I was supposed to get off the bus three stops back!"
     
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    Moi :oldman:





    STOP :flagcanada:
    The First Choice of Brits looking
    to Leave Because of Boris Johnson

    If only some of the glitterati kept
    their promise re. Trump victory. ;)
     
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    You didn't finish. Did she get a jury of her peers?
     
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    Jimmy was a horrible looking old bloke wasn’t he?
     
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    Yesterday I was sentenced to death for writing so many click bait headlines
    What happens next will shock you
     
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    Didn’t see him? Glory!
     
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