Tasteless Humor

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    What do Rod Hull and Emu have in common?


    Neither of them can fly...
     
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    I know jokes which feature fantasising about having sex with minors don't sit very well with most people.
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    But won't someone think of the children?
     
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    Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
     
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    Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, “I can’t take this, I’m going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!” The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. “What happened?” asked the waiting car occupant. The other partner announced, “They were twins and mine died!”
     
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    Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
     
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    Mohammed Al Fayed has kindly offered to pay one of the other Windsors to chauffeur Prince Philip.
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    Barbara.
     
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    I thought I'd have a go at Mink farming
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    But can you get them to drive a tractor straight?
     
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    You're going to hell Nonnie but at least you'll have company :)
     
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    This one's really tasteless so I'll post it here :)

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    Forget 9/11 this is the real conspiracy

     
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    Hes clearly a democrat. Hes not wearing any pants.
     
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