The Australian Mens Shed

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...awl-blamed-on-apex-gang-after-moomba-festival

Welcome to Moomba...apex scum at it again....

 

https://earnd.com/about/
Well, heres another way to go broke...access your earned wages before pay day...
Now instead of living from paycheck to paycheck...you can live from day to day....
Apparently already available in the US...no wonder theyre all on the bones of their arse....
Its sticking out like dogs balls that this is structured for the 2 or 3 job employee, who will
access his/her wages immediately they finish their 1st job and proceed to their 2nd or 3rd.
With the US job figures coming out as poorly as they did recently, it seems to suggest that
western world is heading towards part time employment, because there isnt enough growth, therefore, not enough full time jobs...
Plus the millenials all need to pay for their lattes and their drugs....

 

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019...nstruction-north-koreas-sohae-launch-facility
Further to post 50 above..."The reports are driven by a number of entities with connections to the Central Intelligence Agency and a number of other special interests which call into credibility both the veracity of the reports and the journalistic integrity of NBC News."
Well surprise surprise...the good old CIA is at it again.....

 

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-11/facebook-bans-zero-hedge
Another nail in the coffin of free speech...

 

APRA employees going to NIDA...you dont have to learn how to act to be incompetent thieves.....

 

So the Government has backflipped on stopping trailing commissions...
Theyre going to monitor it/research it/sit on their hands for three years....
Wouldnt be because the Banks control the Government now would it......
Everyone hates the Banks...but Morrison is trying hard to lose the election...I thought the Government was going to adopt the RC's recommendations...
No..only those that suit the banks.....
BTW the RBA may be considering a rates reduction...it think that means that they've just come back from their 27 month fishing trip.....

 

This guy is not just a stand up comedian...he is seriously smart...

 

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019...ow-are-young-people-going-cope-when-times-get
Sad to see how millenials rate the stresses in their lives...a slow wi fi connection....you poor
things....generation snowflake...
Thats like saying being a mother is the hardest job on the planet..!!!

 

Definition of bad luck..
In 1976 one of the co founders of Apple sold his share in the company for 800 bucks....
Today it would be worth 35 billion..even with their shares going down recently....
And I complain when my horse runs 2nd....

 

As a horse racing fan, I see that the best horse in the world, Winx is running on Saturday
for the 2nd last time. Currently, she has won 31 races straight, amassing over $23 million
in prizemoney. Still cant believe that she has knockers stating she hasnt beaten much.
Although Tulloch has always been my favourite horse, she would have given him a run for his money.
If you live in Sydney, take the day out and go and watch something very special.
Youve only got two chances left to watch the best horse in the world in action
although its Golden Slipper day and youll probably be stung $50 or more
to get in....on second thoughts...maybe watch her last run in two weeks instead...theyll probably put the admission price up for that too....maybe just a TV watch.....

 

OMG.....
Im staggered....Im heartbroken..will I go to gaol...should I "hand myself in"..(whatever that means)
to the Police.....Ive done something terribly wrong.....
Ive just realised Ive been recycling wrong...
Ive forgotten to remove the pizza leftovers from the box....
Is this the standard we have reached as Australians...
We now have to be reminded by some idiot, attempting to justify their existence, to remove
pizza leftovers before recycling the pizza box...
ffs...how much more are we going to be dumbed down by these morons.....
I only have one question...
She totally overlooked whether its permitted to leave the garlic bread wrapping
in the pizza box....thats not really pizza leftovers now is it....hhmm...
Maybe we should have a Royal Commission into this oversite......

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/catt...-vegans-in-meat-the-victims-t-shirts-9017264/
And of course we've got these imbeciles.....
Im convinced that the world has gone stark raving mad....
Heaven forbid I say theyre from the left.....
Lets all become vegans.....

 

"Australians cut their total food wastage by $700 million in 2018 but experts say we are still buying too much from the shops and letting too much produce go off before it can be finished.
A survey of Australia's consumption habits by rural-focused lender Rabobank has revealed each household binned an average $890 worth of food last year for a total annual wastage bill of $8.9 billion.
Friday's survey showed Aussies are slowly improving their habits, with the 2018 wastage figure down seven per cent from $9.6 billion in 2017, but the country remains firmly in the world's top five for waste per capita - each person binning nearly 300 kilograms of food annually."
Phew...what a relief....do I actually bin 300 kilograms per year of wasted food...what bullshit...

But remember folks...in todays world...you can do anything...you can be a champion...all you have to do is apply yourself...you can be tomorrows hero...what bullshit we are fed by the media...utter bullshit....

 

How would Bradman have fared against Malcolm Marshall, Michael Holding, or Curtly Ambrose?

 

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Wouldn't walk across the road to see it if they were giving away steak sandwiches.