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  1. Ole Ole

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    Nikki Haley begun next year new president elect ? Perhaps that republicans and maybe Trump wanted too.
     
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    Harpo, Chico, Groucho and the often neglected Gummo.
     
  4. HereWeGoAgain

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    HereWeGoAgain has decided to start talking about himself in the third person like The Donald does.

    Congratulations HereWeAreAgain! Brilliant!!!
     
  5. Mr_Truth

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    https://www.usgovernmentdebt.us/


    Today the Federal Debt is about $21,873,194,423,164.45


    Donny Dump adds even more - so where is the right wing objection to all this?
     
  6. Nonnie

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    I would guess the rights objection is in the same place where the left's objection is with Obama's nose bleed debt level.
     
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    At least the patriots offered a solution during the Obama years by suggesting an end to foreign tax shelters.
    We are still waiting for Trump's and the right wing's "solution".
     
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    If a solution was offered to obama, then it didn't work. So what your saying is, the left can object to Trump's debt because no solution has been offered despite a solution not working under Obama. It's a pretty lame angle the lefties are coming from, don't you think?
     
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    and what ''solution'' did the right wing offer to Obama?
     
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    Quit.

    I like how you avoided the full post, lol.
     
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    another projection (typical of right wingers) - still waiting for the right wing solution
    as usual, it will be a long wait ...
     
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    I hope Trump can blow up both useless parties
     
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    Rewind.

    My quote -

    Because you said -

    I wonder if you can re-read that and get back on track.

    • You claimed there was a solution for Obama, I said, "Well, it didn't work".
    • I said there wasn't a solution for Trump.
    • Therefore the left are coming from a lame position because it appears they condone Obama's nose bleed level of national debt because there was a solution (which obviously didn't work) and they're not happy with Trump's level of debt because no solution has been offered.
    So, if a solution was offered to Trump and the debt still soared, would you then be happy?

    Please keep up.
     
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    Perhaps the English language and knowledge of American politics just isn't part of your range of knowledge. Again, Obama offered a solution which was to end all tax shelters. It is your heroes in the Republican party who refused his offer. In turn, your heroes have offered nothing. Obama's solution is there. Use it.
     
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    I will slow down for you.

    So you are blaming the high Obama debt on the Republicans. Typical lefty thinking and very poor tbh. And that was his fantastic solution? No wonder he left America in a 'up s*** creek without a paddle' state.
     
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    There was no debt before Trump Nonnie didn't you know that? World smelled of roses and cold beer came out of the taps, it was a heady time.

    Cartman nails how Democrats view the past.


    :)
     
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    Brilliant answer.

    Typical of right wingers who like to criticize but who fail to come up with solutions. Then when offered a viable one, they engage in more criticism.

    One last time - Obama offered a solution by ending all foreign tax shelters. Republicans refused his offer, increase the debt, and then blame Dems for the mess they created.

    Since you will not address the matter I raised, I'll put this thread on unwatch and you may have the last word.


    Fill in the blanks with your usual brilliance:



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    I think you should watch Liberty Monkey's link.
     
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    There has been a man worse than Scrooge who has been evil all of his life

    He rips off creditors, declaring bankruptcy

    He sets up charitable foundations only to enrich himself

    He grabs women at any parts of their anatomy where he pleases

    You still believe in God, who has been good to him

    He was elected President of the United States even though his opponent obtained more votes

    People shake their fists as he is the worst President in history

    He uses the office only to enrich himself

    As he favors his nation’s enemies while he spits on its allies

    But when he dies he goes to the underworld

    Where he screams with pain as a pineapple is shoved up his rear end
     
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    Trump may succeed where the SDS failed.
     
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    There’s expertise.
    There’s super expertise.
    There’s Godlike Expertise.
    And then there’s DONALD TRUMP!
     
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    Here is an improved version that rhymes:


    A Distinguished President



    There has been a man worse than Scrooge who has been evil all of his life

    Divorced three times after cheating on his wife

    Creditors were ripped off as bankruptcy he declared

    He cared not how in misery they fared

    To make money for himself were his charitable foundations

    Making deals with the worst tyrants in other nations

    He had the nerve to pretend to worship Jesus

    As he grabbed women at any parts of their anatomy where he pleases

    You still believe in God, who has been good to him in spite his sins

    Not caring how but to make sure that he wins

    Though his opponent got more votes, to be President he was elected

    Over others who were more qualified he was selected

    At the worst President in history, people shake their fists

    As many people whom he hates are on his lists

    People are left out and think it is not funny

    As he used the office only to make money

    He compliments his nation’s enemies with all his wits

    While on our allies all the time he spits

    You can go nowhere without hearing starving babies cry

    As he covers up their deprivation with another lie

    He resigned from office avoiding prison for all of his past crimes

    But as impeachment came up many times

    Cowards in Congress still refused to act

    As courage for their nation’s good they always lacked

    But when he dies all of his misdeeds are sure to send

    Him to the underworld where a pineapple is shoved up his rear end
     
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    Trump keeps violating every norm

    After his calm comes before the storm

    He’s the worst of any yet

    Casting a foreboding threat

    His presidency came to ruin

    No other scandal was so soon

    Kept in fear is every nation

    Expecting soon obliteration

    Our defense is out of reach

    Little hope we can impeach

    Our sword in combat can’t be duller

    Our only hope is Robert Mueller

    Hoping that his source is real

    Casting for Christopher Steele

    After that he cannot fail

    to throw the following crooks in jail

    No longer looks to Manafort

    To be the one that he can court

    Causing Trump a bloody stain

    Making contact in Ukraine

    Opponents say it isn’t fair

    With Russia doing business there

    And went through that many times

    Until convicted of his crimes

    And continued then to lie

    And so for Trump then he could spy

    And Mueller turns to Michael Flynn

    And surely gets indictments in

    Who at last has hit a bump

    And no longer lies for Trump

    Comey doing interviews

    Democrats can never lose

    Right after Trump had him fired

    With information he acquired

    So Comey has a lot to tell

    And nobody can stand the smell

    Because the Democrats were hurt

    Though on Hillary found no dirt

    As Trump insists he never grooves

    With clearly inadvertent moves

    But none of that is a mistake

    With all the money Trump can make

    Mueller’s come down should be strict

    With Trump’s interests that conflict

    Before we leap we have to look

    Before we can trust such a crook

    There is presented no solution

    As Trump keeps blocking prosecution

    His Allies then chime in again

    To badmouth the most honorable men

    So Trump keeps doing what he could

    So evil triumphs over good
     
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