Urinals banned from newly remodeled Portland Building

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  1. gamewell45

    gamewell45 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    deaf, by choice. :)
     
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    Maybe urinals are offensive as they are only for males!!! I am going to invent a new unisex urinal for all to use.


    I will call it the Squatinal!
     
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    Totally understand your point but not having urinals isnt a big deal if they want to pay for the extra space. My personal opinion on it is that not having urinals is a bad financial decision but what they do with the tax payers of Portland's money is Portland's problem not mine.
     
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    Some dem run cities are revenue rich from high taxes. If you don't mind paying twice what the going rate should be, Portland is a nice but very liberal city. The Portland building being renovated would have been far less expensive to tear down than to try correcting all mistakes and shoddy construction from when it was built in the 1980's. The urinal ban would not fly in most cities. Wheeler the mayor seems to be getting away with a lot of corruption.
     
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    The feminazis are pissed that females cant stand up to piss but men can
     
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    I think it is to accommodate transvestites that choose either or toilet room depending on their hormones or what identity they feel like being on any given day.
     
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    Ours have a sensor that's triggers the flush when the person walks away, same with the toilet. And the sinks automatically deliver and turns off tepid/lukewarm water when the hands are placed under the spicket.

    Oh and blow dryers and automated paper towel dispensing too.. Almost like a futurama movie!!
     
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    You have honestly NEVER heard a Women complain about not putting a toilet seat back down after the man uses it?
     
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    LOL!
     
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    I dont know enough to counter act your corruption statement but my natural thought process believes it to be 99.9% true. Not having urinals is a wasteful decision but when liberal ideologies get in the way with liberal ideologies you just flip a coin I guess. Maybe the mayor pees sitting down.
     
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    Because Portland is a city of liberal p*ssies. They all sit down to pee.
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    This poster has an obsession with Portland.
     
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    So now sitting down to pee is a test of manhood? Conservatives just get weirder and weirder.
     
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    Yeah gamewell45, the only way you've never heard a woman complain about toilet seats is if you live in some kinda mythical land without women. Or you are deaf, in which case they would teach you sign language just to complain to you about it!
     
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    Actually working, supporting your family and being a good role model for your kids is showing your manhood. Sitting down to pee is a female trait and standing up to pee is a male trait.

    Wait a minute. On second thought
     
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    Let's see the Spice Girls do this.
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    Weird. In my experience, men are perfectly capable of peeing sitting down. And women can pee standing up. Are you handicapped in some way?
     
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    I love your initiative, but the Squatinal is already used in many Southeast Asian prisons. You just can't squat too low or the cockroaches will "find a new home" in one of your orifices.
     
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    Yes I am. I'm trying to rationalize why young people have a fascination of males sitting down to pee. I guess I'm just not with the times. Tell me something. Do young males now wear women's lingerie?
     
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    I hear what your saying; however I really have nothing more to say in this thread. :)
     
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    :roflol: I'm picturing Justin Trudeau sitting down to pee! I'm sure there are MANY Justin Trudeau's in Portland's government!
     
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    Putting a toilet seat down for the women in the house is so easy that even a mutt can do it.
     

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