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Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by ringotuna, Nov 8, 2013.

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  1. ringotuna

    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A perfunctory survey among my redneck friends reveals the following turkey cooking stats.

    4 Mesquite smoked
    3 Deep Fried
    3 Pit Baked (Buried in the ground with hot coals overnight)
    2 Rotisserie (Rotisserie being crafted out of old John Deere tractor parts, an electric motor from a washing machine and a gear reduction box from my old cement mixer.
    2 Oven Baked

    And one idiot who decided to get all fancy-pantsy and serve game hens instead. :)
     
    ringotuna, Nov 28, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Redneck ingenuity....An artistic expression of form and function. From my buddy Abe's barn.

    Redneck 1.jpg

    Brilliant!!!
     
    ringotuna, Nov 29, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My redneck wingman...Chili dog.

    Wingman.jpg
     
    ringotuna, Nov 29, 2013
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    Good for you, Herr Tuna. I'm tobacco free since August 1st 2012. It's a great thing!

     
    wilmywood8455, Nov 29, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Believe it or not, I do remember when you quit. Congrats on sticking with it. I've tried before, used the patch, but they kept bursting into flames when I tried to light them.
     
    ringotuna, Nov 30, 2013
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    Yeah that and the aftertaste! Pffffftttt!!!!!!!! :eyepopping:
     
    wilmywood8455, Nov 30, 2013
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    This is almost as bad as putting the cereal away in the fridge, the milk in the cupboard, and not realizing it until the next day.
     
    Junkieturtle, Nov 30, 2013
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    what were her bifocals doing in your fridge?
     
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    don't laugh too hard, you asked the right Dr. if you have high blood pressure in your lungs. the daily dose form of Cialis is also used to treat pulmonary arterial hypertension.
     
    mikezila, Nov 30, 2013
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    Well, its like this...
    you prep some food, glance at the recipe now and then, food goes back in the fridge, and so do the glasses.
     
    Shangrila, Nov 30, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well, it's December, and the Christmas season is looming. So....

    [video=youtube_share;wGuCvFdrWPg]http://youtu.be/wGuCvFdrWPg[/video]
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    and to my 5 nieces and nephews with your 12 kiddos. ...Your endorsement on the back of the Christmas check does NOT count as a THANK YOU...Yeah, you know who you are. LOL
     
    ringotuna, Dec 1, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ....and for the more sophisticated among us.

    [video=youtube_share;P37xPiRz1sg]http://youtu.be/P37xPiRz1sg[/video]
     
    ringotuna, Dec 2, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    5 checks, 5 cards, 5 postage stamps....My Christmas is done. :)
     
    ringotuna, Dec 3, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Things I know: Some would tell you that procrastination is easy. I must disagree. Y'all have no idea how much work and effort I put into making excuses for not changing the light bulbs in the closet.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Ok, so Mrs. Tuna, she asks me to unload the dishwasher. I said something to the effect that she was getting kind of 'uppity' in her old age. The good news is the MRI showed no permanent drain bamage and she let me wait til we got home from the hospital to unload the dishwasher.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    HORES.jpg .........
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Went Christmas shopping with Mrs. T the other day.We got separated at the mall..She texts me.

    T: Where are you?
    Me: Remember that jewelery story we went to when we were newleyweds and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and I promised some day I would buy it for you?
    T: Yes, I remember. :)
    Me: I'm in the bar right next door.
     
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    Driving, southern style.
    When attempting to merge into traffic, observe. Make sure cars are approaching from both sides, wait, wait, wait some more, then pull out at the last moment. Now here comes the difficult part in making sure not to accelerate too quickly to accommodate other drivers. If possible, smile, enjoy the scenery and continue in varying speeds, being careful never to drive near the speed limit.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ..... and then there was the time Mrs. Tuna put me on a healthier diet. It was going well for me and she was so proud, that is until she found the little Debbie swiss cake roll and almond joy wrappers stuffed behind the headboard of our bed.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Things my dad taught me. "Son, everyone in the world is nuts except for me and you...and sometimes I wonder about you."
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Redneck multi-purposing. Inspired by the frigid temperatures we've experienced lately, the Leagues goal for today is to modify the car lift in Abe's barn into a log splitter without compromising it's utility as a car lift.
     
    ringotuna, Dec 14, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    We were half way through construction Monday when I realized I'd forgotten to talk to Mrs. Tuna about my plans to close in one of the horse stalls and add an additional 500 sq.ft. to the barn for storage. So it was a bit of a tense nail biting moment yesterday when I took her out back and showed her the completed project.

    She stood quiet, emotionless and patient as I explained the merits. "It didn't cost much.", "You can park your golf cart here". "It will unclutter your garage and my shop." On and on I went until I could go no more. In the end, she turned to me, kissed me on the cheek and said. "It looks nice, You're taking me to Spain."
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    [video=youtube_share;F5c8pvDSOuc]http://youtu.be/F5c8pvDSOuc[/video]

    Rest in Peace Ray...
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    "Don't wash your hair with the tile cleaner.".....Is what I heard Mrs. Tuna say this morning, just as I was wondering why the shampoo wasn't lathering like it should.
     
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    Merry Christmas, rednecks!:alcoholic:
     
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