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League of Extraordinary Rednecks

Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by ringotuna, Nov 8, 2013.

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  1. ringotuna

    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    For my pal Mr. Wood. The prodigal son.

    [video=youtube_share;kJURd-FGr30]http://youtu.be/kJURd-FGr30[/video]
     
    ringotuna, Dec 23, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I guess some of my nieces and nephews think that their endorsement on the back of those Christmas checks I sent serve as a "Thank you Uncle Ringo." LOL I'm starting a list.
     
    ringotuna, Dec 29, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If I wrap a hotdog wiener in a corn tortilla, can I call it a taco?
     
    ringotuna, Dec 31, 2013
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I find it much more gratifying to help people succeed than to help them fail.
     
    ringotuna, Jan 23, 2014
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    This thread makes me want to be a redneck. I'm 1/4th Texan, or so my grandpa used to tell me. He was such a mixed white person that he couldn't be bothered to keep track of what his heritage was. For example, I think I'm at least 1/128th Polish.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Did y'all know they make doggie toothpaste? Did y'all know it tastes like liver? I do.
     
    ringotuna, Jan 23, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Breaking News,,,,Austin Texas devastated by Apocalyptic Snow Storm. Schools and businesses closed, Chaos on streets and highways. Emergency services paralyzed. Mayor vows "We will rebuild."

    Austin-Snow-Day-2014-lindsaylk.jpg
     
    ringotuna, Jan 25, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I don't know what I did to deserve this but Mrs. Tuna (She who must be obeyed) is making her second batch of cinnamon rolls in as many months. Happy Ringo is HAPPY!!!!!
     
    ringotuna, Jan 25, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My dear friend Abe,

    Just because I helped you set up your on-line accounts does not make me the gate keeper of your passwords, so please stop calling me at 4:00 am, asking me for your Facebook password.

    Best Regards
    Ringo
     
    ringotuna, Feb 1, 2014
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    Now that there's some funny shiite, I don't care who y'are ....
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    "The half time show was awesome but Stumpy's leg fell off when they drove the van through the trailer house."

    That's the statement which raised my curiosity when I walked in to Abe's barn yesterday to have a beer with a few friends. Apparently a few local innovative rednecks put together their own Super Bowl halftime show, built a dirt ramp at each end of an old mobile home and drove a salvaged, painted up, Ford Econoline van through the full length of the trailer at about 40 mph.

    Stumpy, who has tourette syndrome was apparently sitting 'right seat' during the event. His prosthetic leg was knocked off in the process and they had to help him out of the wrecked van.

    I saw the video....it was spectacular. :)
     
    ringotuna, Feb 4, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    LOL, never mind :)
     
    ringotuna, Feb 6, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My redneck buddies Abe and Stumpy were sittin in the bar having a cold one. Abe looks across the bar at two old drunks there and says. "Stump, that's us in ten years." Stump replies "that's a mirror dumbass."
     
    ringotuna, Feb 7, 2014
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    If you go to a Family Reunion to get a date....you might be a Red Neck.

    If you mow your lawn and find 5 abandoned cars....you might be a Red Neck.

    If you have ever brought a BEER to a Job Interview...you might be a Red Neck.

    If you have ever gotten on a Bus to drive 200 miles to Protest a Planned Parenthood Clinic because they had Good Sandwiches....you might be a Red Neck.

    AboveAlpha
     
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    If your sister no longer talks to you, because it was a messy divorce....you might be a Kentucky redneck.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hey, I don't really wanna go there but my sister, She's pretty hot. :)
     
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    All three of mine are as well.....but I am not FROM Kentucky.
     
    tecoyah, Feb 7, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    1908256_653603344702947_1659632196_n.jpg .....................
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    F F S, Yahoo News, Jeebus H Christ, who the hell cares if Bruce Jenner got plastic surgery and grew his hair long?
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The sticky note on the cake pan said "For my work, Do not eat"

    Challenge NOT accepted
     
    ringotuna, Feb 14, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    <sigh> I'm the one your mama told you not to worry about.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    So now I'm required to wear little bootie socks to bed because the alligator callouses on my heels are tearing up Mrs. Tuna's 600 thread count Pima cotton sheets.
     
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Left over Pozole and fresh homemade tortillas for breakfast. Just thought y'all should know that. :)
     
    ringotuna, Mar 8, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Daylight savings time folks.

    Now why can't we move our clocks forward on Friday at 4:00 instead of Saturday at midnight?
     
    ringotuna, Mar 9, 2014
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    ringotuna Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I keep telling her that smoke alarm isn't a kitchen timer.....does she listen?
     
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