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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya Daise. How was your Christmas?
     
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    LOL Always possible, but I doubt it. I suspect she was a Marine for a few years, but it appears life hasn't been so good for her lately.
     
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    True, but judging by the bag her male friend is carrying, I think they are on the road.
     
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    Wild turkeys galore here till the hunters found them. Now we might see one or two. Sad.
     
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    The bottle of milk is probably for the little goat, and his other food is in the tote. They are enjoying all the attention they are getting from carrying the baby goat around. That is my guess.
     
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    It is late in the season.
     
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    A good eye. Still, if they had a car, I'd think they'd leave everything but the goat in it.
     
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    Crownline, Dec 27, 2017
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    Dogs work for me too. Some of our neighbors use ADT and some Vivint. Cheyenne spots something at the bottom of the hill and she is on the watch.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What's with all the goats and turkeys and dogs ...

    " Lions and Tigers and Bears ... Oh My " -- ?
     
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    I won't comment, other than to say: only one of the great Polish people may tell a Polish joke:



    [​IMG]

    Niech żyje polska!
     
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    What did the Polish Grandma say about her newborn grandson
    as she held him tight against her chest ?




    I wonder if he'll be like Gramps. A Light bulb salesman.
     
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    When watching a movie on television I have a habit of looking up trivia on IMDB. Currently watching "Miracle on 34th Street" which I'd recorded earlier. In the trivia section I found this little tidbit:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039628/trivia?item=tr1164164
    Received a 'B' rating (morally objectionable in part) from the highly influential Legion of Decency because Maureen O'Hara played a divorcée.

    Shocking!
     
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    OMG! I just bought a new clothes Iron for my shirts, the $15.99 one finally wound up it's mortal coil. In the instructions under the "Always Remember" section, this is what I read................

    "Never Iron or Steam clothes while they are being worn"

    I have to think that they wouldn't include that unless someone actually did it. :eekeyes:
     
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    What did the Polish Grandfather say after screwing in a
    new light bulb.


    So that's what this dump looks like.
     
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    And sued because they werent warned!

    Nice to see you here, Prof. Pull up a barstool and take a load off. ;)
     
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    Keep your dayjob, Foolie. :bored:
     
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    It's like something out of a Three Stooges Short "Sing a Song of Six Pants"
     
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    Before I learned my lesson, I ordered a few things online, direct from China. Their instructions are hilarious, very literal. "Do not eat garment" The one thing they dont get is American sizes. Order a women's large and get a child's 12. Then try to send it back...

    I prefer a middleman... like Family Dollar. Lol
     
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    Today Shorty ... we are going to make Polish Sausage.{ Deli Owner }
    Ok ... I'm game.What will it take.{ New Deli employee }
    I'm more worried about what it's made from than what it will
    take. { Deli Owner }
    Ok ... I'm game. { Newbie Deli guy }
    Then yer a Brave soul you are. { Deli Owner }
    Are you familiar with Joan of Arc.? { Deli Owner }
    Yeah .. sure.She was that nurse on Noah's Arc ... right.? { Deli Newbie }
    Yeah right .. Now lets gets started on that Polish Sausage.
    You will need certain tools and thick gloves. { Deli Owner }
    How come ? { Deli Newbie }
    Because you aren't screwin' in light Bulbs ... Shorty.
    Oh yeah ... I keep forgetin' { Deli Newbie }
     
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    Broiled steak for dinner tonight, chased with mescal tequila.

    Tonight is my Friday nite. I have tomorrow off. Then back to work on your Friday which is my Monday.
     
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    I don't buy Chinese stuff.

    Normally it is inferior and defective.
     
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    A baby goat needs nourishment just like a human baby you have to feed them when they are hungry. The tote might hold stuff the baby goat needs like plastic bags to clean up the mess it makes.
    The goat might also have separation anxiety; you can only imagine what the car would look like when they returned.
     
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