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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Are you in the former Belgian Congo? Is that where you learned to make your own?
     
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    My mother used to bring me the raw unsweetened paste back from her Caribean holidays. Quite a strange taste, very fragrant and not very chocolaty. The only thing I ever did with it was crumble it onto the top of hot chocolate drinks.
     
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    Geeeze, it hasn't been the Belgian Congo for 60 years, how old are you?
    But yes and due to a lack of Amazon deliveries one learns to do a lot from scratch.
     
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    It will always be the former Belgian Congo no matter how old I am. ;)
    It was a geographical question really, not a historical one.
    54 btw.
     
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    Next time bake some brownies. You'll beg your mother for more.
     
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    She's too old and frail for the long flights from England these days, unfortunately. I have run out of the gorgeous vanilla essence she used to bring me too.
    You should start a thread about your life in the heart of Africa. I have 101 questions I'd like to ask but we'll be going off-topic if I ask them here.

    Like this for example, have you been and watched the rather precarious-looking traditional fishing on the Congo/Zaire?
    [​IMG]
     
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    It's already far worse than 2016 and it's still only April.
     
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    Wait. Your mother brought you goodies from Jamaica and you didn't make brownies? My friend Chef Ra is rolling around in his grave.
     
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    Yes, I thought that as I wrote his name so I checked and he was last seen today. Hopefully he is well.
     
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    Not Jamaica. Grenada and St Lucia were their favorites but they visited many of the islands over a period of 10 years or so. Cuba was their last trip about 5 years ago but they found it a bit too hot to enjoy themselves fully.
    I did persuade them to bring me back a Che Guevara t-shirt so I could annoy my righty friends but I managed to wear it once and then lost it. I suspect foul play.
     
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    Speaking of getting back on topic I have a question as whether or not it is tasteless to ask if the Angel Moroni is the patron saint of all trolls?
     
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    they still make them... pre-order yours today o_O

     
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    That's what you give the child of someone you don't like for their birthday.
     
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    Or a drum kit.
     
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    those noisy, obnoxiously flashing lights toys were my 'go to' gifts for the relatives children, along with a healthy supply of batteries :D
     
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    I gave my nephew a lawn mower that went “clack, clack, clack” loudly, when you pushed it.
     
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    My go to for the 2-3 years olds was the windup train that ran on a xylophone track. Virtually indestructible and no batteries.
     
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    Fabulous!
     
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