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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Sallyally

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    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

    "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
     
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    Definition of Irony:- This is Belgium's minister for health.....

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    How ironic, this is the US Secretary of education. Betsy-Devos-300.jpg
     
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    Wonder if she has any health issues.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.

    A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
    "That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
    "I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
    "One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
    "Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
    "A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
    "Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."
     
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    She so fat, she needs 3 microphones!


    *Sorry.
     
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    Anyone who knows how good Belgian food is would understand.
    The French don't like to admit it but it is better than theirs.
     
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    I’ve heard of chips fried in horse fat and eaten with mayonnaise. Nourishing!
     
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    Brought to you by someone who thinks Vegimite is a food.
     
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    Actually, Vegemite is a Super food.
     
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    I didn't say it was healthy, I said it was good.
    For example, they make the finest chocolate in the world.
     
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    I make my own. Which reminds me, Coco should be in season now.
     
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    Is Coco sentient or vegetable?
     
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    Swiss chocolate is pretty good too.
     
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    I knew a Coco once and there was debate as to her sentience but I use the fruit to make chocolate. Come to think of it she was a bit fruity too but a good soul. She'd give you the shirt off her back and there were waaaaay too many men that took up the offer.
     
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    A few months ago my son attended the opening of the school time capsule from the 1970s.
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    The box was reburied quickly after it was found to contain a golly wog, a stylophone, 2 Gary Glitter albums, a Jim'll fix it badge and an it's a knockout annual.
     
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    IDK. But I bet she burns through a lot of toilet paper.
     
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    Nope . Belgians are big on bidets. I heard a story about a Belgian being invited to the cabin in the woods after the big Trump tax deferral. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BROKEN AND YOU HAD TO USE WATER FROM THE SINK? IT IS SOLID GOLD AND I JUST HAD IT PUT IN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE IT!
     
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    Do you really?
    I'm impressed...
     
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    Sounds like Coco was always in season.
     
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    Yep. First you ferment the seeds for a week. Then you dry them a few days. Then you roast them. Then you going them and grind them and grind some more. After you grind them again they turn into a paste and I pore them into 1 oz rubber molds. At this point you have bakers chocolate
     
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    Yeah, guys would buy her shirts as gifts .
     
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