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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Uhhh, no.
     
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    oops.
     
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    Early stage of Forget me nots.
    I don't suppose you forgot yourn please and thank yuz.
    Will not come in handy once restaurants get back to normal.
    In the event a tip is warranted.
     
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Door Dash & Grub Hub have tips too, so it's not like I'm getting a break. Ever used one of them? It's addictive.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well, the silks are for my mom's grave. Dried might work, but prob only til the first storm. Scary to think about all the stuff we buy from China. Remember when cheap stuff used to come from Japan?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning barflies. Another exciting day in Virusville. Wooptedoo!

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    This too shall pass, I know it will, I know it will, and it will.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Agree, Daise. Got an email from galveston.com this morning. I WISH!

    Plenty of Personal Space on Galveston Island Beaches


    MAKING SOCIAL DISTANCING A BREEZE


    Can’t wait to feel the wind in your hair and the sand between your toes? We know the feeling. After over a month of homeschooling and awkward zoom meetings, it is time to trade in your pajamas for board shorts. Still working remotely? All Park Board beaches come equipped with free Wi-Fi so you can escape your home office and hit the beach. With 32 miles of gulf coast, social distancing should be a breeze.

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    You’ve probably heard the joke about the mom who called her kid’s teacher after the schools had been closed for a month.

    “Do you remember how you told me at the last parent-teacher conference that my kid was a joy to have in class? Well, you lied.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I can't even imagine being locked up with a bunch (Or 1) kids! There's a reason God gives babies to mostly young women. I'd lay one down and forget where I put it!

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    The rules of beaches keep changing. You can go to the beach but you can’t sit or lie down on the beach. Gets very confusing.
     
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    Good morning, Daise... breakfast ready yet?
     
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    Bagels, cream cheese, fried sweet potatoes, orange slices, milk and coffee, I was lazy this morning.

    Lots of carbs this morning.
     
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    Painting a wood dolphin this morning...aka Mahi Mahi.
     
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    Now, if what you have says Nippon, it's worth more than being just cheap stuff.

    Back about 15 years ago, I started collecting, well, collectibles with plans for resale. I have boxes of 'stuff' that people consider collectible, that we used to call 'cheap stuff'. One man's trash.....
     
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    Other than looking like a 1999 cellphone, great idea! I hear vodka doesn't smell on your breath so bad. At least that's what I've been told. :angel:
     
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    Need a pic...
     
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    Wait. Real orange slices or candy ones?

    Hmmmm, candy...
     
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    You dont need a flask. Get a bottle of grapefruit juice. Dump half out and fill the bottle up with vodka. Everyone will think, my God she is so healthy. Look at her guzzle that grapefruit juice. If you stagger a little just tell them its the new inserts you put in your shoes.
    Not that I would know. Just sayin'. lol
     
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    Most people will say to chew gum to hide alcohol on your breath. I've heard chocolate is better.
     
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    We used to get plastered and play 2 on 2 sand volleyball at a local water park. Alcohol wasn't permitted, so we injected Everclear into watermelons and took them into the park. I miss the 80s sometimes. Don't tell my kids about my past. I hardly drink at all now.
     
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