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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Yep, sure is. Very tasteless!
     
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    You should be pun ished.
     
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    There's a severe shortage of fries down under. Rain, fires now this? Somebody has been very naughty.
     
    StillBlue, Jan 18, 2023
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    Wokka, wokka, wokka!
     
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    Drunk too much punch Sal?
     
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    I believe that if that were the case it'd be wooka, wooka, wooka. Wokka, wokka, wooka is a sign of she's off the decaf.
     
    StillBlue, Jan 19, 2023
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    In the case of Bowerbird it's always "*********** on ****** with **********". I have no idea, pretty damn big words that I simply don't know. It must be an Aussie thing.
     
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    I base my comedy Schlick on Fozzy Bear.
     
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    Sallyally, Jan 19, 2023
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    funny….like funny strange….usually looks like tyfhjvtyggjvyughjvbntughjvtuifhjv
     
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    You obviously are using a laptop without a numbers key pad.
     
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    Actually it IS a vaccine. Just sayin'.

    Covid is not cancer, which would be the thing mRNA is a therapy for.
     
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    The only problem with the COVID "vaccine", it didn't go through the correct trials etc.. it was fast tracked. There's reasons why drugs/vaccines/medication go through those trail.
     
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    Came to that awkward moment when the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
    Utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the priest.
    The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.
    The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.
    Chaos ensued as the bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.
    The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.
    The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
    There was absolute silence in the church as the woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."
     
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    "Will the father be present during the birth?" the obstetrician asked solicitously.
    "Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along.”
     
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