Ask Ritter anything

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    To give you something to ask about. ;)
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    So that they don't fall into the hole.
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    How do you sex goldfish?
     
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    correct
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    How do you sex goldfish?
     
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    I can identify some fish, but not goldfish.
    The only thing I get goldfish for is to feed my Oscar and piranha, and they don't care what sex they are.
     
  7. Ritter

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    Not to be rude, but you should look for a fish within your own league. If goldfish don't want to sleep with you, you might not be a goldie yourself. Plenty fish in the sea. Sure you'll find someone.
     
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    Are there times when you've regretted starting this thread Ritter? ;)
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Some questions are a bit weird, but I do not have any regrets. To their defense, I did - afterall - tell them to ask me anything.
     
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    nah, just the opposite as it is you right wingers who get triggered by the TRUTH
     
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    Yo Ritter ~ why do right wingers create so many race baiting threads in which they claim libs have a war on or hate whites?

    Isn't it kinda ironic in view of the fact that the majority of libs are white??
     
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    Yo Ritter ~ why is it that forum right wingers feel only they can use Godwin's Law with impunity?
     
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    Yo Ritter ~ why does the Truth hurt so often? ;)
     
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    Collectivism, whether it is right or left, is a disease that needs to be defeated.

    They want to sound intellectual, I guess.

    It doesn't if you are a friend of it. Personally, I would say lies hurt even more.
     
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    certainly true of all those right wing lies such as those posted on this forum every day ;)
     

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