Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Derideo_Te, Mar 12, 2020.
One of the people at that dinner did not survive.
Psssst,they're all dead.
Well, except the guy they killed.
This security cam caught my buddy and I talking about techniques to deal with isolation
psssst... killed usually means dead
Yeah... Is there something you don't understand? The only guy who isn't dead is the one they killed. This isn't complicated.
Shoppers In Mexico Are Panic-Buying Beer During The Coronavirus Crisis
Priorities. It's all about your priorities.
Is Corona not sold in Mexico?
Yeah but only Americans buy it.
Or ... The New Normal
DO NOT ASK FOR A SHAVE!!!!
And if the Rabbi comes around after the birth of a child tell him it was a girl!
The Egyptian goddess Isis complains, "Damn, I had just changed my name to Corona."
Separate names with a comma.