Gallows Humor

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    One of the people at that dinner did not survive.
     
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    Psssst,they're all dead.
     
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    Well, except the guy they killed.
     
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    This security cam caught my buddy and I talking about techniques to deal with isolation

     
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    psssst... killed usually means dead
     
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    Yeah... Is there something you don't understand? The only guy who isn't dead is the one they killed. This isn't complicated.
     
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    Shoppers In Mexico Are Panic-Buying Beer During The Coronavirus Crisis
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    Priorities. It's all about your priorities.
     
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    Is Corona not sold in Mexico?
     
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    Yeah but only Americans buy it.
     
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    DO NOT ASK FOR A SHAVE!!!!
    And if the Rabbi comes around after the birth of a child tell him it was a girl!
     
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    The Egyptian goddess Isis complains, "Damn, I had just changed my name to Corona."
     
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