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Jesus returns in 2017,,,,

Discussion in 'Religion & Philosophy' started by RevAnarchist, Nov 4, 2014.

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  1. KAMALAYKA

    KAMALAYKA Banned

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    Call me cray-cray, but I have a hunch that Jesus isn't returning in 2017.
     
    KAMALAYKA, Jul 16, 2016
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  2. OverDrive

    OverDrive Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I agree....That date has been shown as not having much scriptural backing..just a Rabbi
     
    OverDrive, Jul 16, 2016
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  3. Margot2

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    Every time there's a red algae bloom... or as they say red allergy.. they come out of the woodwork.
     
    Margot2, Jul 16, 2016
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  4. OverDrive

    OverDrive Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Or rumor of the new temple being constructed!

    With all that's going on in the ME, pretty much every country there is in turmoil, even the holy cities of Mecca & Medina are not untouchable any more for Jihadists, would it surprise anyone if the Dome of the Rock is desecrated giving the Jews a reason to build it?!!
     
    OverDrive, Jul 16, 2016
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  5. anomaly

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    Call me crazy but it's been over 2000 years... he's not coming back... ever!
     
    anomaly, Jul 16, 2016
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  6. The Wyrd of Gawd

    The Wyrd of Gawd Well-Known Member

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    Imagine if Jesus had spent the last 2 days wiggling on the cross. He should have been able to manage that without any problems since a thousand years is just a day in god time.
     
    The Wyrd of Gawd, Jul 16, 2016
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    Perhaps if he wiggles faster he can speed up time and return yesterday!
     
    anomaly, Jul 16, 2016
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    He's a homicidal maniac when he returns. Get the crosses and nails ready.
     
    The Wyrd of Gawd, Jul 17, 2016
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  9. OverDrive

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    Looks like a good place to repost this: bet Wyrd & anomaly didnt know their 'names' were mentioned in scripture?! Congrats.....(?!)
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    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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  10. Margot2

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    I hope not.. The Haram al Sharif is very old and quite beautiful.
     
    Margot2, Jul 17, 2016
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    then Jesus is not a all knowing God
     
    FreshAir, Jul 17, 2016
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    Wouldn't that be five years too late since he was coming back in 2012?
     
    Matt84, Jul 17, 2016
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    Not even a Rabbi, just a journalist who made it up!
     
    RiaRaeb, Jul 17, 2016
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  14. OverDrive

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    You dont think that the orthodox Jews are 'chomping at the bit" for any reason to rebuild their temple their?!

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    Dont think the Mayans had an 'in' with the Jewish Messiah....
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    Technically, at the time He spoke He was not yet risen (aka 'glorified') and sitting at the 'right hand'......
     
    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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    I'm pretty sure the word ass is in there also.
     
    anomaly, Jul 17, 2016
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    As a side note:

    The mystery of Jesus being 100% man and also 100% 'God" or divine is a subject of much controversy.

    When He said 'When you see Me, you see the Father' would more appropriately be discerned as seeing the' will & nature' of the Father.

    Also in Jewish history & tradition, the 1st born was seen as the 'inheritor' of the fortunes of the father....i.e having the same status and power of the family head as the next in line ...


    But...who are interested in facts, huh? Scoffing is so much more fun...
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    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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    Oh, so you're in there 'twice?!'
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    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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    If I were in there it would finally lend some real credibility to the silly book of mythology!
     
    anomaly, Jul 17, 2016
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    What happened to that scoffing 'sense of humor' you exhibited previously?!
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    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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    You aren't reading as closely as you should... it's there!
     
    anomaly, Jul 17, 2016
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  21. OverDrive

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    Slapstick?, irony?, suggest you'd better not try out for the Comedy Club...
     
    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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    I can't hold your hand and walk you through it so perhaps you should purchase a book on dry humor.
     
    anomaly, Jul 17, 2016
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  23. OverDrive

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    Maybe if I had a 'dry' Martini in hand (or several, extra dry!) I might get it..?
     
    OverDrive, Jul 17, 2016
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  24. Margot2

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    I can't imagine Jewish people returning to the practice of animal sacrifice.

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    Same thing in the Arab culture.. Oddly OT stories are full of the second son getting over on the firstborn.
     
    Margot2, Jul 17, 2016
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    I think perhaps two would be in order for you... just to make sure!
     
    anomaly, Jul 17, 2016
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