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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    SallyAlly is actually Taylor Swift but she will never, ever let us know.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Apr 6, 2019
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    Hoosier8 is Bonespurs' secret lover.

    Jeanette films their secret love.
     
    Nemesis, Apr 6, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Love an uplifting religious program!
     
    Sallyally, Apr 6, 2019
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  4. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Elvis wrote a song about the time he spent with Sally
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    Liberty Monkey, Apr 6, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Upon his retirement from F1 motor racing, Paolo "Aleksander Ulyanov" Castro returned to the Cuban home of his ancestors where
    he studied advanced rum making.
    He made a successful raft crossing to Florida and now works in a cocktail bar in Miami.
     
    Sallyally, Apr 6, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Liberty Monkey moonlights as Tinky Winky, the purple teletubbie.
     
    Sallyally, Apr 6, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey is actually an orangutan.
     
    Nemesis, Apr 6, 2019
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  8. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    You should see which one Nonnie is :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Apr 6, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    That still doesn't change what I did in the kettle
     
    Liberty Monkey, Apr 6, 2019
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    Army Soldier has just appointed himself as a mod and a minute ago gave me a mod warning and accused me of an infraction for trolling.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you just got yourself into another fine mess. Push panic button!
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    :hiding:
    the purple ones will chew you up and spit you out faster than greased lightning!
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    Bonespur calls Hoosier8 Turtle Dove.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    Just in. "Bar Rescue" is headed there.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 6, 2019
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    Unkotare makes japanese porn pooping videos.
    I googled "Unkotare":buggered: and learned that.

    WARNING: Do not click links there. They are porn sites.
     
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    Gorgeous George, Apr 14, 2019
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    Which of those four statements is the outrageous lie?
     
    Sallyally, Apr 15, 2019
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    Nonnie, Apr 15, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Noo noo.
     
    Nonnie, Apr 15, 2019
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    Unknown. I was lying the truth, maybe.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 17, 2019
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    ReasonableRob is an incubus.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 17, 2019
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    One bright day in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other
    If you don't believe my lie is true
    Ask the blind man...he saw it too
    Liberty Monkey was one boy
    he killed his brother over a toy
    His momma said that he was bad
    and then she shot his guilty dad
     
    tecoyah, Apr 17, 2019
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    Tecoyah is a great poet.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 17, 2019
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    Conspiracy theories NOT mentioned by the left on Mueller's report.
     
    Nonnie, Apr 19, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ..and on one of those sites, Liberty Monkey is alledgely stretched out, smeared in marmite and peanut butter. Well, erm, it looks like marmite and peanut butter?
     
    Nonnie, Apr 19, 2019
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    Chunky or smooth? No point checking it out if it's smooth peanut butter? Why do they even make that stuff?
     
    StillBlue, Apr 19, 2019
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