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  1. Mr_Truth

    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    With a profile like this you, indeed, are supremely well qualified: [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, May 29, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Well there you have it - Tecoyah gave away my secret.

    And how did you know about my Norwegian gal pal? [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, May 29, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Gorgeous George left his lucrative tattoo removal business in Tennessee when he saw an opportunity for a spray tan booth in Washington.
    Through his political connections, he was able to lock up a contract with the White House.
     
    Sallyally, May 29, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ...Uh....They said it was male.....this is him.
     
    tecoyah, May 29, 2019
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    WRONG! Not a blond - haha!
     
    Mr_Truth, May 29, 2019
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    I've since converted it into an opium den and the business is smoking!:cheerleader:
     
    Gorgeous George, May 31, 2019
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    I could see the White House staff being a good opium market. Helps to forget the.pain.
     
    StillBlue, May 31, 2019
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    Pain > trump.:bug::handshake::handshake:
     
    Gorgeous George, May 31, 2019
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    You are a fart smeller, OOPS, I mean smart feller.:pc::winner:
     
    Gorgeous George, May 31, 2019
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    As a kid I really liked laying one out in public and having the victims guess as to who was the culprit. :lol:
     
    Mr_Truth, May 31, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Mt Truth was the inspiration for the Jacuzzi after his mother watched what he did in the bathtub....he also began the scented candle revolution.
     
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    tecoyah, May 31, 2019
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    What a second - wait a g-d sec ....

    How the heck did you know my mother loved scented candles???

    No kidding folks - I used to buy her scented candles for Mother's Day or other occasions as she really loved them.


    TRUE story!
     
    Mr_Truth, May 31, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    She lights them every time I come over...it's quite romantic.
     
    tecoyah, May 31, 2019
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    Whoah:!:
     
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    @Mr_Truth does Michelle Obama's Brazilian bikini line but he doesn't use wax, he uses his teeth. As for doing Barack's back, sack and crack....
     
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    Sure it is but it’s recenlty been revealed the fumes they produce are carcinogenic.
     
    Dissily Mordentroge, Jun 1, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That's Okay....so is she.
     
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    It's a very under publicized fact that the leading cause of cancer is being alive. The dead never become cancerous and in fact death cures cancer 100% of the time.
     
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    ... there's a certain mutt who does all that ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Jun 1, 2019
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    You mean, she used to do so - she croaked a LONG time ago. ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Jun 1, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Dayum...that explains A LOT.

    Sorry for your loss...Okay, I broke the rules, that was true.
     
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    Aha! That's what you get for fantasizing about withered little old ladies. ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Jun 1, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's a curse....but I am attending therapy. Unfortunately my therapist is almost 80 and totally hot. This is her doing hobbies:
     
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    Not to worry - I have a pal who also fantasized about old ladies - that is, until he became old. Now he doesn't find them so hot anymore. Eventually, you'll outgrow it too. ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Jun 1, 2019
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    Not likely, my wife is 11 years older than me and looks like this.
     

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