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  1. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Curious George once wrestled a Tiger shark for Tuna only to realize it wasn't Charlie. He later dated a Mermaid with a lisp.
     
    tecoyah, Jun 20, 2019
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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    I heard it was a trans-mermaid, who once got busy with BigFoot.....
     
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    BestViewedWithCable, Jun 20, 2019
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  3. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well...she had nice boobs and He has more than just big feet.
     
    tecoyah, Jun 20, 2019
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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    From what I heard, they both have more than big feet.....
     
    BestViewedWithCable, Jun 20, 2019
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  5. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    BestViewedWithCable does not refer to television but a preference for more secure bondage than mere leather.
     
    tecoyah, Jun 20, 2019
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    It's not a lisp.
     
    StillBlue, Jun 20, 2019
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  7. Gorgeous George

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    Daryl Hannah's sister.
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I know what you didn't say there. It was, ":censored:"
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to know.:icon_jawdrop:
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear an echo?
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    George was the inspiration for Ralph Wiley in Reefer Madness!
     
    Sallyally, Jun 21, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    :buggered: Golly! My privacy is being invaded.
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Yes, and you don’t look that old!
     
    Sallyally, Jun 21, 2019
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    When sallyally was an exotic dancer they would not let her dance near the pyrotechnics because she was so hot!:eyepopping:
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Did you miss your appointment with the optometrist?
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    tecoyah's secret identity is really the cookie monster.
     
    Gorgeous George, Jun 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oh, ha de ha ha!
     
    Sallyally, Jun 21, 2019
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    No. No you don't want to know. Trust me.
     
    StillBlue, Jun 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    StillBlue’s Botox was a bad batch.
     
    Sallyally, Jun 21, 2019
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    SallyAlly is Daenerys Targaryen, she was resurrected by a Dothraki Shaman and is now being worshipped by them but has no memory of her past life. She has also magically become pregnant by Khal Drogo again
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Jun 22, 2019
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    ApacheRat is an actual rat. A super intelligent lab rat who escaped from the laboratories of NIMH and made his way to the Apache Reservation where he is now being worshipped as the resurrected spirit of Geronimo
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Jun 22, 2019
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    Ok, it makes me look a bit wooden but I've got the permasquint down perfectly. Now if I could just do something about my hair.
     
    StillBlue, Jun 22, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Not bad for 65 huh?
     
    Sallyally, Jun 22, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Aleksander Ulyanov retired from WWE when he grew a bone spur.
     
    Sallyally, Jun 22, 2019
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    Nonnie, Jun 22, 2019
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