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Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ArnySoldier is afraid of toy motorcycles after choking on one as a child.
     
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    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Actually, that's Lee_S ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 3, 2018
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  3. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Mac 7 drives a Segway.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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  4. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Meta777 killed JFK
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    Stuart Wolfe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey prefers his eggs sunny side DOWN!
     
    Stuart Wolfe, Dec 3, 2018
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  6. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Liberty Monkey sold her eggs to the BLOTUS and that is how we ended up with Eric!
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 4, 2018
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  7. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    I just found I share a birthday with Eric ;) although he's 7 years younger than me.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 4, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    My sincere condolences!
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 4, 2018
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  9. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey likes his eggs fertilized in the morning.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 4, 2018
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  10. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Lee S 's grandfather was the pilot of the Hindenburg
     
    Nonnie, Dec 4, 2018
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  11. Lee S

    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    Not true, but my grandmother was the Hindenburg. At least I think so. She was large, gray and had a swastika tattoo.
     
    Lee S, Dec 4, 2018
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  12. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Now that's just hot air...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 4, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Ironically I don't like eggs unless they're home reared, even organic ones I hate. My friend had 11 chickens fed off the land I liked them a lot. Then one evening something ate them all and so I don't eat eggs any more.

    Oh and Nonnie once asked Jim to fix it for him to milk a cow blindfolded...

    :)
     
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  14. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Stuart Wolfe wrote The Last Jedi...
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    Oh wait I've stepped over the line with that one ;)
     
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  15. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Only unclaimed mute swans on open water in England, Wales or Scotland.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 4, 2018
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    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Cerberus has a good working knowledge of science.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 4, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Ok, that's reassuring.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 4, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey was Reagan's favorite co-star:


    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 5, 2018
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    Hmm...

    Mr. Truth is actually a huge Trump supporter.

    Tecoyah is secretly a flat-Earth, creationist.

    SallyAlly and Liberty Monkey have been having an affair for decades and Derideo_Te is their love child.
     
    DarkDaimon, Dec 5, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    DarkDaimon secretly plotted the overthrow of the Nambian government but the plot failed when the poison Ravioli was wholesome and delicious, leading to his expulsion from the FSM Africa chapter.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 5, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Dark Daimon is the nom de plume of Dr Timothy Leary, who is not dead.
    He went underground in 1996 and has been running a service station in
    Dayton, Ohio. He is known to have said" When you reach that age, you have to step back from activism".

    Mr_Truth has been on a kibbutz in Israel for some years and is annoyed that people make up fake news about him.

    Tecoyah is the head of a cult which worships Martha Stewart. When asked by the Press what his intentions toward Miss Stewart were, he said "no comment" and set the dogs onto the journalist.

    Sallyally and Liberty Monkey intend to legalise their union. Derideo Te is not their child, and they'll sue anyone who says this!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 5, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Thelma May is a chanteuse who sings in seedy nightclubs!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 5, 2018
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    Please allow me to clarify what Sallyally is actually trying to say. (She gets confused when she loses her nuts.)

    Dark Daimon is the reincarnation of Dr Leary and the flashbacks are about stopping for gas in Dayton, OH.

    Mr_Truth wears a cape and a costume with a large letter "T" on his chest. It stands for Tecoyah because they were married in a secret ceremony at the kibbutz in Israel.

    Tecoyah did set his dogs on the Press but they were all just stuffed toys so no one was injured.

    Sallyally and Liberty Monkey are brother and sister and while it is true that they have a child with the initials DT they stand for Donald Trump, not Derideo_Te.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 5, 2018
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    Derideo-Te is actually Pope Benadict xvi, after a crisis of faith he retired to spend the rest of his life upsetting christian theologians on internet sites.

    Jimmy Rivers is actually Hassan Rouhani in drag.
     
    RiaRaeb, Dec 5, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey has a clear understanding of the difference between an airship and a hot air balloon.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 5, 2018
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