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  1. Chester_Murphy

    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My favorite tilapia recipe.
    Get a cedar shingle, coat with olive oil. Place tilapia on shingle, spread on some butter, season with salt, pepper, onion and garlic powder. Place in oven at 400 for 20 minuets, remove from oven, squeeze a lemon over tilapia. Scrape tilapia into garbage disposal, eat the shingle.
     
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  3. Chester_Murphy

    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Tarred or untarred cedar roof shingle? lol just teasing
     
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    Ddyad Well-Known Member

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    Dude! You need a GF - stat. ;-)
     
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    people should try to raise their own catfish in gold fish tanks, and just not inject them with hormones or steroids.

    then season them with sea salt to make it taste like it do from the river.
     
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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    My same recipe, except I throw away the shingle too. Ate fish cooked on cedar once and wondered WTF. Tasted like eating a tree. :(
     
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    Yep......ain't happening.

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    Too old, poor, ugly, and fat. Not interested in the women my age. Younger women aren't interested in me. I don't want to think about it.

    Anyway, you have to admit.........
     
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    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Good song NSFW

     
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    I would have recommended that you start producing Indie films and working down to Hollywood, but that is probably a dead end now - thanks to Old Harv.

    You should apply for a guard position in a women's correctional institution before Hollywood's fleeing felons fill all the openings.
     
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  11. Chester_Murphy

    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I get the feeling that some of you thought I meant women were too poor, ugly, and fat, but I was talking about myself being that way. Although, it certainly is true for some women, too.
     
    Chester_Murphy, Oct 22, 2017
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    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    hahaha Whaaaa??? Those women scare you? They are just like any other women. They just show it. Those sweet ones are the same, but you never know what they are thinking. ;)
     
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    But you would have the gun - and the intimidating uniform and badge. You would be in like Harvey. How could you lose?

    Wait! That's what Harvey thought. You may have to just keep limiting yourself to creative visualization. Shucks. ;-)
     
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    You need to do some reading and some experimenting with willing women. You really talk like a dorrmat or "nice guy".
     
    Chester_Murphy, Oct 22, 2017
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    I was just trying to help you. You are the guy without a GF. :)
     
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    Weinstein isn't about sexual harassment. It's about taking down traditional values. Yes, they did wrong, but that's just the catalyst. That sexual harassment stuff is totally different from a woman who desires a strong man to take charge in the bedroom. Don't confuse the two.
     
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    I apologize. There is too much in my past and present for anyone to help me. Thanks for trying.
     
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    Where did all this come from? I can't find any references to "sexual harassment" in my posts to you.
     
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    Women, especially attractive women have remarkably diverse tastes when it comes to men, Few would find a poor, fat ugly man attractive, but there are still those few. Kind of like the Marine Corps - only pretty and nice, ;-)

    Especially if you add "intelligent" and "articulate". :)
     
    Ddyad, Oct 22, 2017
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    Because most folk know what Tree tastes like ?
     
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    Stop trying to show off. ;-)
     
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    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's straight forward implication in this post of yours, below.

     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, folks. Ive been busy this morning making breakfast sandwiches. Sausage, fried egg & cheese on english muffins & sandwich thins. Scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon & cheddar on tortillas. Enough for an army... help yourself. :)


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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not until I had fish cooked on a cedar shingle. Now I know

    Did you know many parts of a pine tree are edible? Who was that guy?
     
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    Chester_Murphy Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Freeze them for the week, SMW?
     
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