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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    He knew too much that's why they let him die first before letting it all come out, the thing that springs to mind is "Michael Jackson" did he know too much to?

    The rumours in the UK are either a Royal or MP (Or both) were involved so they covered for him, I heard that from the most authoritative source there is! A random man I met in the pub.
     
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    Matt Bianco, "You're a bunch of w******" phone call
     
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    Der, der, hugs and kisses, XXOO. :cake:
     
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    Nooooo! just made a terrible mistake and accidentally clicked it to make it bigger!:wall::sick:
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    Well, there is the law of natural selection.
     
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    There was a telly program about a ring of paedophiles- suggested that Ted Heath was one.
     
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    How many Michael Jackson's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
     
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    Fell asleep at 6pm woke up at midnight this is not a good thing lol.
    Luckily I did the Monday rush job on Saturday
     
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    Coronation Street is to get it's first black family in June , to more accurately represent the country.
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    The father is expected to quit the soap sometime in July.
     
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    Iran has a terrible reputation, however this archaic Muslim country has one redeeming quality, it has banned rap music.
     
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    Can't remember.
     
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    My daughter told me she wants to go and work at Hooters.
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    "I don't bloody well think so!" I said Her tits are no where big enough.
     
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    Well, if they're perky that might make up for it.
     
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    Got into a bit of a fight today and ended up pushing a guy of his bike.

    Now I'm banned from the gym.
     
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    Are you joking, surely?
     
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    Tea is more dangerous than beer. You should avoid it, and just say NO.

    I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 beers, until 3:00 am at the pub, while my wife was sitting at home, drinking tea.

    You should have seen how angry and violent she was when I got home.

    I was peaceful, silent, and heading to bed as she shouted at me... All Night Long. Even into the next morning!

    Please, ladies.... If you can't handle your tea, then just don't drink it!
     
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