Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

Dude's walking through the woods looking for a place called The Old Log Inn.

He walks past a couple rutting under a tree.

To deflect his embarrassment he nonchalantly asks the fornicator, How far's the Old log Inn?

The fornicator answers him with, As long as I can get it.

 

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father

 

Hey Nonnie how's your visit to Notre Dame going today?

 

Notre Dame is burning down.


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Just before my daughter went out with her new black boyfriend, I said to her, "If you go out with him, you'll never come back in this house !" Imagine my smug satisfaction at being proved right the next day, when the cops called to say that she had been raped and murdered !

 

Fortunately for me, my wife thinks mine is YUGE! (she's only about 5' 2" LOL)

 

Not too bad. They say the Notre Dame fire could have been arson.......but that's just a hunch though.

 

Bought myself a universal remote control last night.

This could change everything!

 

A hunch backed by what? These quasi modous operandus theories really ring my bell.

 

Anyone remember the history of the super, luxury ocean liner
Normandie?

Burnt to a crisp it did.
French National Pride and Fires.
Can the Eiffel Tower burn?


Moi

Les Quebecois​

 

Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

You cant Marmalade your c*** up the wifes a***.

 

Can't France just burn down?

 

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 

You do know Jesus was Jewish!
I mean
His mother thought he was God
and he thought his mother was a virgin.



I heard this on a cable program, "The Knick". circa 1900 staged.
Told by the adventurous Jewish young lady at the
family table of gentiles who couldn't hold back
limited chuckles. A well done scene.

 

I think I might be a freak one of my testicles is smaller than the other two.

 

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

 

I always loved that when Hitler conquered Paris the bolts for the lift's were "lost" and he never did go up the tower. They say Hitler might have conquered Paris but the Eiffel Tower conquered Hitler.

After Paris was liberated within hours the bolts were "found" and the lifts were running again.

 

Aaaahhh, les Francaises, tricky little folk aren’t they?

 

"The bells, the bells... Run like **** Quasimodo, that's the fire alarm."

I actually found out about the fire on Sickipedia the jokes started way before the main news media had picked it up, the fastest news source known to mankind.

Sick jokes

 

Scientific Research
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead

 

Old man and his very young and beautiful girl friend enter a jewelry store to buy a ring. The jeweler shows him a very nice ring for $25K, and the old man says "no, I want something really special" So the jeweler shows him a ring for $250K. The girlfriend's eyes light up and the old man says, "we'll take it" and writes a check for the whole thing. The jeweler tells him that the check will be held until Monday and it clears the bank, the old man says that's fine and he'll be back on Monday. Monday the old man comes in and the jeweler is very sorry to inform him the check didn't clear, the old man says "That's OK after the weekend I had, nothing can bring me down!"

 

Restaurant toilets are so dangerous!.
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So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished

 

Know we know where you get your material.

 

Mostly Twitter but the really horrific ones I make up myself, Sickipedia 90% of the jokes I can't post because they're just racist or not funny.

There some gems though

This is a Sickipedia special


I posted this before so if I don't think this is too racist you can get an idea of how bad it has to be lol.