I'm your son silly, just sign this bit of paper for me please. It's nothing important enough to bother reading...
HereWeGoAgain Gives His Entire Fortune to Montegriffo!!! Unfortunately, when Montegriffo reviewed his ill-gotten fortunes, he discovered there were nothing but bills.
Trump Announces He's Running for Office The warden at the ADX Supermax prison, in Florence, Colorado, said they are getting his office ready.
Robot is bad loser! Played by humans, chess is a game of strategic thinking, calm concentration and patient intellectual endeavour. Violence does not usually come into it. The same, it seems, cannot always be said of machines. Last week, according to Russian media outlets, a chess-playing robot, apparently unsettled by the quick responses of a seven-year-old boy, unceremoniously grabbed and broke his finger during a match at the Moscow Open. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2...eaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow
Covox Spreading Rapidly in Purple States! Covox, the new virus that emerged from the unlikely coupling of gay men with rednecks, is spreading rapidly in YMCA bars and prisons in Purple States. Republicans claim this is the result of a liberals planting tranny-porn on auto racing transmission sites.
Supreme Court rules it mandatory to attend church - Trump is dead We are one nation under God and we are Constitutionally required to live accordingly. All people who praise God attend church. Therefore all Americans are required to attend church. This was the opinion released by the Supreme Court today. Trump immediately ran off to his nearest church to prove his patriotism. However upon entry to the church, a lightning bolt came from nowhere and hit trump in the mouth. A voice rang out from the heavens above that only said "Yeah!! Got him!"
Trump expected to rise from the dead Trump supporters are holding a three-day wake for trump, who is expected to rise from the dead on the third day. All MAGA are invited to attend the wake, which is being held at his golf course in Florida. The wake is BYOB - Bring your own balls. Tickets can be purchased online at wakethedon.con
Trump rises from the dead! He still looks dead but was seen standing upright and golfing with Saudi Arabians.
Carrie wins the Arizona Governor GOP Primary The trump-backed candidate wins the GOP, proving they can never win in the general election
Camel Pox is Spreading Camel pox is identified by the presence of two large humps on the back that fill with water. It has been detected in regions subject to high temperatures and that have plenty of sand.
US Army Attacks Mar-a-Lago 100,000 troops with heavy weapons surrounded and seized control of trump's private rented residence. Okay, would you believe a 1000 paratroopers with automatic weapons landed and took control? ...100 special forces soldiers...? Okay, would you believe a couple of dozen guys in suits showed up at 10 am and asked for a tour?
