60's or 70's makes no difference, boy on the end grew up, got married but never fathered any kids...
Over the course of 49 years, two heart attacks and a TIA. I finally quit. I quit the day my daughter told me she was pregnant and wouldn't bring...
Harder than finding a tootsie roll in a septic tank
Mafia now calls him donnie 2 times,,,
Local cops here send letters saying YOU'VE WON A BIG SCREEN TV and to show up at a store with ID, when they do they're arrested for all their...
Nice rack,,,
Boinked a scumbag,,,,,
I wonder how attractive she would find him if not for his wealth,,,asking for a friend
Syphilis is eating his brain.
The ''J'' is for genius,,,
A pavilion,,how much did that cost me? It'll be torn down as soon as the orange feces loses in November.
^ That hurt...
No, you're giving her too much credit, actually she's dumber than a box of bricks.
Fat chicks and Vespa motor scooters, lots of fun but you don't want your friends to see you on one,,,
I have experience,,I just throw a loaf of bread, some cold cuts, mayo and the female instincts kick in and she starts making me a sammich,,and...
I was employed by large corporations. AOC reminds me of those who came to work right after college full of enthusiasm who believed they had a...
Nah, it's better to tell her when in the ''canine'' position ''this is how your sister likes it''.
Makes me wish I had a touch screen....
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Priceless, even the bad ones...buy wait! There's no such thing as a bad bj...
That's nuts....
Waiter, why is your thumb in my soup? I have an infected hang nail and my doctor says to keep it warm.
Is that her ''O'' face?
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