Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Thanks Falena. I am not sure how long notifications last. How have you been?
Listening to Zeppelin.

 

For dinner at 3:00 A.M. after my late swing shift --

- homemade beef vegie potato stew

- sangria wine

- jigger of moonshine chaser.

 

Life is too short for lite beer.

 

If I had a garden it would have grapes, fruit trees, tomatoes, potatoes, melons, and onions.

 

That explains your vote.

 

Just as your lifestyle explains yours, dear.

 

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the bar. Free margaritas all day! (Must show stretch marks to verify motherhood status).

 

Happy Mother's Day, ladies!

 

More info is needed, what is the plan or remedy for this?

 

Plus light beer could make it even shorter? What do they do to make it light?

 

Not always true, I had 3 and never got the marks. But I have seen women that never had any but got the marks.

Either way hope all good mothers were appreciated today.

 

Happy Mothers Day to all those Moms out there!

 

Now for all those Sexy Moms out there.

 

Dude, you are perpetuating the crisis in manhood with that post.

But it also reminds me of the advice my mother gave me when I told her the ex and I had split and I had been seeing prostitutes - Don't go cheap! LOL

Happy Mother's Day to the moms out there.

 

IOW, you really are your mother's boy.

 

Uh huh.

 

Very good advice. Now ask her to help with you with obsessions. I've noticed you can't have a conversation without bringing up sex,that is no more normal than a cold cod for a wife. Extremes.............

 

Until her last day she never ceased to amaze me. We always had a hot and cold relationship. She drove me nuts but in ways we were always close, esp as she got old.

My Number One [first sugar baby] was doing some professional modeling when I met her. There is one shot that really could be a hot blonde in a Playboy centerfold. Seriously. There was no full frontal nudity but she was absolutely smokin! That was the only photo I had to show my mother when I visited. I didn't have any of us together yet.

She looked and looked and looked... and she didn't say a thing for a long time. Finally she declare, "She's so hot I think I might sleep with her!" LOL!!! My mother was a pistol. You can imagine how Number One liked that!

 

She is long gone.

Yeah, I mostly come here to talk about my sex life! Politics is a waste of time.

I spend most of my life doing my work. And I can't talk about that.

Work and sex. Is there anything else?

 

The truth is that I have put in a great deal of effort, did a bunch of online work to provide links, and put forth discussions about real solutions to real problems, only to get flamed with little fruitful discussion.

I just posted 52 episodes of a physics series without one comment and two likes. But cheap shots get 6 or 7 likes.

We have nutters in the Science forum who think the earth is flat.

I keep wondering why I even post here anymore. It is nice to have a place to talk about my adventure. It has been the highlight of my life.

I have often mused that I may be like Orson Wells in Citizen Kane. In my last moment, I will whisper the words, "Number One", and no one will know what it means.

 

"Work and sex. Is there anything else?"

Eating and drinking seem popular.

 

Here is some Science for ya.....Never Drink that Love Potion #9 on Mothers Day around Single Mothers. Just sayin.

 

Take time and think about it.