Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Our voice mail is down today. Maybe its busy talking to your new server?

 

Great, electronic fraternizing. So who is going to pay for the tech support for any lap tops they may produce?

I could be productive without the phone system, but having a server with a 'tude is painful to getting things done.

We have become slaves to the robots, have we not?

 

But would you have the $1.00 for a pick?

 

I read a really interesting article about a so-called new force in nature. It arises from the fact that electrons act as waves and can interfere constructively, affecting areas of a circuit for which there is no current flow. You can measure a potential!

Electrons are not as simple as they look.

 

That sounds about right @ £0.60 a pick.
Mmmmm....
Guitar.

 

Les Paul used a railroad tie for the first electric guitar. If that's good enough for Les Paul that should be good enough for you!

 

Headed out to the desert eh, SMW.





Sunshine, whats that? We are getting 3 more days of rain to go along with the 3 days we have had already. Can't we use the wind farms to blow those dark grey clouds back up into Canada? Can't we at least try? Just sayin.

 

Cmon now.....even he didn't like it. No G-String.

 

I was thinking metronome.

 

As like the Movie - Babe - { 1995 }.
Where that Pig - Babe - was actually many small piglets since
they get big.From what I read,Pot Bellied pigs have different type.
And an owner has to be sure to watch how much they feed their
Pot Bellied.Because Pigs want to eat all the time.And when a pig
stops eating { one needs to take to a vet for symptoms of sickness }.
People too.Especially certain posters who seem overtly preoccupied
with Food and meals.Not to mention any names.

 

For a guitar? Always thought that was for a piano or something.

 

What ever it takes to get timing right.

 

But he laid down some really cool tracks with it...

 

Well since I didn't have a piano, I used it for when the Women were purring.

 

So you went metro? I'm surprised!

 

Its best to go where the action is.

 

Heh, take it from a guy who got his chest and back waxed for a babe.

I have always been amused by men whose sexuality is threatened by something that hot women like. Never quite saw the logic in that!

Luckily the no hair thing seems to be dying out.

 

You say guitar string. I say simple harmonic oscillator.

But then that is often a starting point for the superposition of quantum states for subatomic particles. The next thing you know, your guitar discussion is a review of Quantumelectrodynamics, and pretty soon things start getting technical.

Guitars are complicated.

 

See what happens when I stop thinking about sex.

I was supposed to be busy today but here I sit
waiting for everyone to get together their sht.

 

Ive never been one to be intimated by gorgeous women or women and their sexuality. Not even when I was in school. I never played the Wallflower. I use to have a couple of buddies that would talk themselves out meeting those type of women. Even asking some woman to dance with them.

They would even talk themselves out of buying those women a drink and here I was thinking what drink I was going to have that she was going to buy me.

 

Getting a visual of the timing being reset until the poor metronome falls off the table!

 

Not the desert, darlin. Play this vid when you go to bed tonite. Thats what I'll be hearing this time next week.

 

If I am down on the beach.....I don't want to hear the sounds of waves. That's for sure.

 

Have you ever hung out at a real bar where everybody was 'normal' -- according to your standards?

We're all weird, dumplin. Thats what dive bars are for.