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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Is it gucci or coach?
     
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    Jimmy Saville was a grotesque looking bloke wasn't he?
     
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    I got caught masturbating in my local newsagents.... It’s all over the papers
     
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    Steady on there!
     
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    "I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'.
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    To which I replied, 'Which one are you then."
     
    Liberty Monkey, Sep 13, 2018
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    "What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
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    You can negotiate with a terrorist."
     
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    I recently found out that I'm colorblind...
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    It came out of the purple.
     
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    I've met the McCann's hardly that stunning a story they live the next village from where my parents live before Maddie went missing you saw them all the time in the pub. They definitely liked a drink. No one's seen them out and about since Maddie disappeared locally.
     
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    My neighbour just banged on my door there and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road. A Frenchman has been run down' He's bleeding to death". I asked him "What's wrong with your own phone?" He said "The camera's crap on mine".
     
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    My mates reckon I'm over ambitious.
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    They won't be saying that when I'm King of The Universe.
     
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    My mate just phoned me in tears. His wife just left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish.
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    Poor bastard. No woman no sky
     
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    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
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    Male: An endless source of entertainment,self-expression and male bonding.
     
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    My wife is leaving me because of the way I treat her friends. "You're not even a qualified Gynaecologist," she said.
     
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    don't do it at the computer it'll be all over the internet...... the modern take....:D
     
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    Reminds me of the time I had an erection in the swimming pool. I'm now banned when the senior citizens are doing aerobics ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Sep 14, 2018
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    You almost couldn't make this film these days


    Just a decade later.
     
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    Caption this photo
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    "Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
    You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
    Just to tell you once again
    Who's bad""
     
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