Not having a go at you The Scotsman but it's funny. It could be a Yorkshireman instead. Funny Scottish One-liner At an art auction in Edinburgh, Scotland, a wealthy American lost his wallet containing £20,000 [$45,000]. He announced to the gathering that that he would give a reward of £200 to the person who found it. From the back of the hall a Scottish voice shouted, 'I'll give £250.'