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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word on Mabel. He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to be doing what that bull is doing." "Well then, why don't you? "Mabel whispered back. "It is YOUR cow."
     
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    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.
    .....At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. “It turned out that over forty-six million of the President’s followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,” the spokesman said.
    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...d=45744604&esrc=bounceX&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
     
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    How come Dignitas never gets attacked by suicide bombers?
     
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    Small boobs, small ass every time. :thumbsup: They're few and far between though?
     
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    The old man had died. A funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."
     
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    Ha ha ha now that ones really good
     
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    No wuckas, that's furphy at best....you just get crook at dags.
     
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    They don't operate within churches.
     
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    each to their own.
     
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    Gawd! You talk Strayan?
     
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    You seem strewth and a bit stoked, more like I do the hard yakka to not seem a Galah, but I aint no bruce. I simply enjoy research and learning.
     
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    There once was a lady from Sydney
    She took it right up to the kidney
    A man from Quebec shoved it up though her neck
    Sure had a long one, now didn' he
     
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    There was a young lady from Melbourne
    Whose friends thought was extremely well born
    But one day she let fly
    With words fit to die
    Which convinced those friends she was Hell borne.
     
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    There once was a Shiela from Hobart
    Her internet posting was art
    A man from Batthurst said she was the worst
    She then ripped his noggin apart
     
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    In Australia where it hardly rains
    They tip the wine glut down the drains
    A thaumaturge oughta
    Turn Riesling to water
    Sure! We’d make him a god for his pains.
     
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    The neighborhood kids went to johnny's house and asked johnny's mother if he could come out to play when she came to the door. She said, "I'm sorry but johnny has leprosy." One kid replied with a big grin and said, "Oh boy! Can we come in and watch him rot?"
     
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    Indeed so. I've always been 'the odd man out' on many things.
     
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    Bunch of lepers playing cards - one of them chucked his hand in.
     
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    They say masturbation is better with a dead arm.
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    Apparently I ruined that funeral.
     
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    The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alchoholic?"
    So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
    The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."
     
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    My favourite compilation album is "Hits of the 27 Club"
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    They never get old.
     
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    not so, there's millions of teens worldwide
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    so it's illegal, pffft...
     
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    beastiality ... any reason to re-post this is a good reason, thank you:

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