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Tasteless Humor

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Sallyally

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    Gross.
     
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    They don't call this thread tasteless for nothing.

    Weren't you supposed to be in Nigeria by now? I heard Mobutu's son would be handing out the money and he's got a couple of hot daughters, twins.
     
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    ....would a bunch of stools round a table be a gay playgroup.....
     
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    Before leaving the Peace Corps you have to go through a physical and you send in a Mif kit with a stool sample ahead of your departure. One day I was on the radio for our daily rendezvous of the regional capitals. The Peace Corps doctor sent a message to a different city to inform a volunteer that that his stool sample that he had sent in for analysis came back negative for microbes but positive for termites.
    ????????
    Turns out that the volunteer had whittled a tiny little wooden stool and put it in the Mif kit.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, May 30, 2018
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    It's been snowing all night So.
    8:00 I made a snowman
    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman
    8:15 So, I made a snow woman
    8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
    8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead
    8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts
    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with
    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white
    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa
    8:40 Three Police cars arrive saying someone has been offended
    8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role
    8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with prosecution
    8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
    9:10 Far left protestors offended by everything are marching calling for my head
    9:29 My kids are taken from me and I lose my job
     
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    StillBlue, May 30, 2018
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    I did LOL when I saw this.

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    Moi :oldman:
     
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    Is there some biblical connortation we can draw from this Babchenko lad that was assassinated the other day...and was then resurrected...was there a second coming of Christ albeit a Ukrainian with shaved head and stubble?
     
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    Liberty Monkey, May 31, 2018
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    Best Cowboy Movie Ever Made

    Warning, contains explicit language

     
    Derideo_Te, Jun 1, 2018
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    When you go camping and a stunning lady in a tent beside you says, "I'm so hot, I'm going to open my flaps", just remember that it's not an invitation to sex.

    By the way, I'm up in court next Thursday.
     
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    As soon as I saw the Fresno Professor I knew we had a real life Millie Tant on our hands from the excellent Viz.

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    Now that's funny. Thanks for posting.
     
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    Just watching it cannot stop laughing
     
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    than men
     
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