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    I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself... I really need to wash some mugs.
     
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    I'm getting a lot of nuisance calls. The most common one is, "You said you'd be home from the pub three hours ago."
     
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    I was so drunk night. When i got to the bottom of the stairs, i took off my coat, shoes, top, trousers and underwear. I crept upstairs very quietly.
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    It was only when i got to the top of the stairs that I realised I was on the bus!
     
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    My wife accused me of being a transvestite, I was so outraged . I packed her things and left.
     
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    European?

    No, I was having a ****.
     
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    What do you call a Black woman that has 7 abortions?
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    A Crime fighter.
     
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    Joan Rivers was the funniest.
     
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    Who couldn't love Joan, a true genius.
     
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    Aaaggghhh!
     
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    If you too are in to "Water sports" porn join me at
    #PeeToo
     
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    There's a difference between tasteless humour and racist comments, this ''joke'' crosses the line.
     
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    Well it just doesn't work the same with Asians :roflol:
     
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    Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

    I'll get my coat :truce:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    New South Park out ;) school shooting episode!
     
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    Is it true that the menu at Montgomery County Correctional Facility outside Philadelphia last night was
    Meat: Red jello
    Vegetable: Green jello
    Fruit:Blue jello
    and for desert
    Banana pudding pops dipped in chocolate?
     
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    If I was a Plastic Surgeon I would put a squeaky toy in each breast transplant ;)
     
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    The man with 2 brains back from when Steve Martin was actually funny.
     
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    Completely false, those are Mexican Ghost Busters.
     
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    On the last flight I was on, the stewardess told all of us that if there was an accident of any kind, to stick our head between our legs. Well, I did this, but it just made the smell even worse !
     
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